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Joke Text Messages --- A Reflection

Sa sermon, bag-ong Kano nga pari gitabangan sa Pinoy Interpreter:

Pari: The Lord was crucified between two robblers.
Roy: Si Hesus gilansang tunga sa duha ka goma.

Pari: If we do not repent.
Roy: Kung dili ta mamintal ug usab.

Pari: The wrath of God will come upon you.
Roy: Ang mga ilaga sa Dios moanha kaninyo.

(Nangatawa ang mga nanimba)

Pari: Well.. well...
Roy: Atabay, Atabay...


Those are one of the many jokes I often receive on day-to-day basis and it truly makes me smile and wonder: How do makers of these jokes ever conceive such simple yet effective ones?

Well, maybe it's just me, maybe mababaw lang talaga ang kaligayahan ko.. or simply maybe my tickle bones are just too sensitive. But it's funny.. most especially the joke which follows:

During the Last Supper, Jesus broke bread and shared to the twelve. So did they share with the wine... then Jesus said, "Naa diri kaninyo karon ang tao nga mag-betray kanako" ... Then Jesus looked sternly to Judas.. Judas said, " Mao na lagi na ang kadaot nimo Jes uy! makainom na gani ka, pataka ra ka ug panangil! Pag- sure sa oi!"

Hahahahaha....

I mean, I doubt the authors of these jokes ever wanted to ignite furies to the religious, nor are they doing that to mock the religion. I think it's plainly for laughs. Something that everyone truly needs these days. As they say, Laughter indeed is the best medicine.

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